October 24 08

Thanks Katius for sharing this: What I call the incredible "inedible" egg [Bub] http://www.eggindustry.com/ The Hard-Boiled Truth: Modern Egg Production in the United States Behind the vast majority of every "incredible edible" egg sold in grocery stores today is a hen so intensively confined inside a wire battery cage, she can barely even move. With just 67 square inches of space in which to live, she can't even flap her wings, let alone build a nest, perch, dust bathe, or perform many other natural behaviors. ************* Shared by Senta. Checkout the photoshop contest at the expense of McCain, of course. Don't stop at the top of the page, the better ones are farther down. Some are hilarious. http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/10/photoshop-conte.html ************ Forward from friend Morton: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a single drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns. 'Blind man' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. 'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want the blinds?' ********************** Cousin Bonnie cautions: Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. ***************** Landover Baptist jab: What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming? The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory! More> **********