Thanks to Jay,

From The Nation online:

After leaving office ex-President Bush reportedly will head the American Red Cross where he will push for "vast forward-looking measures" dedicated to "helping future disaster victims help themselves" such as swimming and lifesaving classes for residents of low-lying regions.   --Edward Sorel

Now for the Contest:

ANNOUNCING... THE NATION'S RETIRE BUSH CONTEST!

THE QUESTION: WHAT WILL W. DO AFTER LEAVING OFFICE?
Send us your answer, disingenuous or otherwise, in 25 words (more or less). The winner will be chosen by a panel of fair-minded judges (Victor Navasky, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Richard Lingeman). First Prize is an original drawing, based on your entry, by famed New Yorker artist Edward Sorel.

Send your entry hereDEADLINE: December 31WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED: January 12